February 28, 2012

Piece of shit

Just because my car can be a piece of shit sometimes doesn’t mean that you should literally shit on it. Thank you birds!
December 10, 2011

Jello brain mold Attempt #2

This brain mold came out way better than my first attempt since I remembered to oil the mold first. However, I refused to wait until the […]
December 7, 2011

My desk buddies

These little guys hang out with me while I’m developing. They let me know when its time to take a break!
November 26, 2011

Do Not Order from 9GreenBox on Amazon!

I have placed two orders on Amazon.com from a store called “9GreenBox” and what I got in the mail was not what they advertised. I have […]
November 22, 2011

My views on Life After Death, Religion, and God

Once again, I circle back to the age-old debate about Life After Death, Religion, and Beliefs. I’ve had a lot of people ask me what I […]
October 13, 2011

Wrong Number!

I got a call from someone who dialed the wrong number. They left me a voice mail so I sent him a text in reply to […]
October 10, 2011
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Peeled Fingers from Too Much Typing

I’ve been seriously busting ass working lately. I pulled quite a few all-nighter’s the past couple weeks and it’s beginning too look like my fingers are […]
October 6, 2011

Worlds Shortest Joke!

Worlds shortest joke: Two women were sitting together quietly.
August 24, 2011

Scout the Fennec Fox Playing Fetch

Watch Scout the Fennec Fox playing Fetch with me in the middle of the night. He’s seriously the cutest fennec fox you’ll ever see!
June 25, 2011

Scout

I love it when he’s calm.
May 11, 2011

SEARS AUTO CENTER IN BOCA RATON TOWN CENTER IS FULL OF SCAMMERS!

BEWARE WHEN BRINGING YOUR VEHICLE TO SEARS AUTO CENTER IN BOCA RATON TOWN CENTER! Big and fucking bold so when someone searches for this place full […]
April 21, 2011

Hump Day – Camel Cigs

I should have posted this yesterday considering it was Wednesday, but oh well. Does anyone know what this Hump Day Camel Madness is all about?
April 21, 2011

Oh damn that naughty auto correct!

April 12, 2011

Dom Perignon is not a mob boss

April 12, 2011

I’m a Fucking Robot

April 12, 2011

Creating a Facebook Fan Page

I’ve been Dreading this day that I would have to create a Fan Page for myself because of Facebook’s Limitations on how many friends we can […]
April 11, 2011
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Choke-A-Bitch

April 10, 2011

A monster-trucker

4 quotes today alone reminded me of why this ones official…
April 8, 2011

Text Messages I receive from People…

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February 7, 2011

Used and Abused.

I’m sitting outside right now, having a smoke. I’m disappointed. All I can think of is how did things end up the way they are today. […]