Some guy emailed me and told me he had TheDro.com for sale.
I replied and he asked me to make him an offer.
I offered somewhere around $100000000
He told me he’d cut me a Deal and sell it for $397.
I told him to fuck off.
Hi! My name is Dro Simoes but people generally call me "The Dro". I'm the bassist for Deadstar Assembly and I also own a rock-themed beauty salon with my girl in lakewood, CO called Seven Sins Salon. I'm a huge fan of wildlife, hiking, programming, music, art and much more!