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Here we go again. I’m going to have a lot of explaining to do on this one.

It’s a long story and this one’s going to take a while so enjoy the pictures below and discuss what you think this is all about. I’m curious as to what first comes to your mind when you see something like this. Below the subject of these messages are my responses back to her. Make sure to check out the time in which the messages were sent to me also. Oh man, there are so many more where these came from. She has been seriously messaging me just about every day for the past 6+ months.

Dro Simoes
Dro Simoes
Hi! My name is Dro Simoes but people generally call me "The Dro". I'm the bassist for Deadstar Assembly and I also make videos on my youtube channel. I'm a huge fan of wildlife, programming, music, art and much more!


  1. Andrea says:

    Wow……yeah I’ve delt with facebook stalkers before, personally I would not have anymore contact with her. She seems a bit unstabled and that can lead to dangerous situations, I would personally tell her to lay off the messages and if she continues block her. The fact you are messaging her back may be giving her false hope that will lead to worsen the situation………I had an ex who would message me all the time on Facebook and I found it amusing until it got out of hand. But that’s just my advice.

    • Facebook Profile photo The Dro says:

      I blocked her a long time ago. I don’t give stalkers or other idiots the opportunity to take it so far. I get rid of them first instant I smell something fishy. Sometimes they just keep finding ways to come back though, and I do my best to keep them away.

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  3. Amanda says:

    Oi, Muito bom seu blog… Já coloquei em meus favoritos! Quando puder passa no meu site.

  4. Holy shit, this girl sent me a friend request a few weeks ago. I saw that my only mutual friends with her were you and Chris — I wonder if she’s going through either of your friends lists and just adding everyone.

  5. Kyd Syd says:

    “I am skinny, but not the guy named skinny” ha ha… That is great. Funny shit…. a little disconcerting but funny…

  6. alicia says:

    I’m sorry you get all the clinicals but i must say its rather amusing. i cant imagine it getting worse than this,but if you say so the 2nd part!!!

  7. Livernois says:

    I lol’d so hard. Sorry you seem to get all the clinicals but I must say it is quite commical. Can’t wait for part 2. She will make a psychiatrist rather wealthy lmao.

  8. Eli says:

    I lol’d, hard. Crazy people are totally fun to mess with, you should start saying you’re Joey, see what happens.

  9. Filthyy Disease says:

    e ela é brasileira… tem gente que é meio sem noção… a propósito, Feliz Aniversário Dro!!
    tem tantos meios de falar com você e ter certeza de que você é você mesmo… e esse povo consegue cair nessas de fakers…
    well… ainda estou no aguardo de um show de vocês aqui…

  10. Abby Bane says:

    I used to get the same kinda thing when we were in our band, but it was the same chick calling and emailing…I started putting her on speaker phone and recording it, finally I sent all the messages to the FCC and they said it was harassment thru the phone and internet and that it “could” be punishable in court…I sent that to her, with all her messages attached, adn magically it stopped. Just some advice if you want her to go away, but it is entertaining to fuck with them for a bit 😉

  11. Celeste says:
    haha she is one psycho chick, this is quite amusing, wooh part 2 aye ? sweet xD

  12. Rose Packer says:

    Hahaha…some people really need to go about finding themselves a life.
    It’s quite funny really, although I do feel sorry for these people that are so desperate to date a rockstar.
    Dro you need to get part 2 up! This is fucking hilarious!!

  13. Jaime says:

    Wooow. So, did she keep asking you if you were these other people? Or did she send the messages to the wrong people? Haha, Deathstars, Murderdolls, etc. Wow again.

  14. kΔ§€¥ [master ninja] says:

    Haha wow some people just won’t get the point
    She needs to give up

  15. im a bit confused..
    but i am sorry u gotta put up w/ this crap, however im sure your not alone.

  16. Erin says:

    I must say, I absolutely love your crazy fan blogs. Your pain is my pleasure

  17. ilya says:

    she should buy a life.

  18. Kriz DK says:

    Hah 31 fuckin’ messages… Ive gotten 5 so far today. I see that she sent one to you that was addressed to me too. I think she’s just losing it more and more! You should send her this link.. Maybe she’ll realize it then!

  19. Anonymous says:

    Schizophrenic maybe?

    Not nearly as funny as

    I have an Iguana and he’s purple.. and I wanna know why. Also if I had an African Tree frog, could I name it Dro? HA

  20. Danni says:

    Wow thats one persistant creeper right there. I’d mess with her too if I was you, it makes it more interesting haha

  21. Krissi says:

    What’s almost as funny is she’s got like 11 profiles and has no more than like, 6 friends.

  22. Leira says:

    That is too funny. Holy shit. Clinically insane individuals are by far the most fascinating.

  23. AmyBites says:

    theres nothing wrong with joey jordison, but she seriously should seek a doctor or something

  24. Crista says:

    Woooowwww… she’s annoying… I’m sorry you’re dealing with more crazy fan drama.

  25. ummm im a little confused lol.
    im not sure what went down.
    and why you even kept writing back lol.
    i wouldve stopped.

  26. UnintendedHysteria says:

    haha Deathstars members were listed nice
    thats just a tad bit over the top there:)

  27. Lisa says:

    OMG… Joey Jordison?! How did you not choke a bitch through your screen at such an insult?!

    She’s rather committed… the padded room variety of course.

  28. Kelli says:

    Wow…she is not anything by her own admission.

  29. xKeeelx says:

    Meu Deus O_O

    Eu não entendi nada…
    Ela é brasileira também?

    Que medo i-i

  30. Becky says:

    Holy Shit! Is this for real? :O That’s what you call… persistent!

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